Pee pee, Poo poo, and Milk

So you know those moms that look beautiful  with their hair done and have on nice fashionable outfits? I now feel the need to yell “FALSE ADVERTISING” when I see them. I seriously mean it. I can at least  keep the child looking nice but dang it that isn’t easy and leaves me no time for me. He spits up on himself and somehow manages to poop and pee out of his diaper  usually when I am trying to leave the house. When he does that it also gets on me.. At first I would change my clothes and wash my skin off. Now its different, I don’t have enough clothes to cover all these bodily excretions. To top that off if its not just Carter’s fluids, its mine. Two words: boob juice.  Even with pads I still manage to get it on me.. Sigh. I wonder if I should yell at those “perfect moms” for wearing those cute outfits that no one could possibly nurse in. Who am I kidding? If it weren’t for those women there would be no hope for looking nice ever... They inspire me to not give up on trying to put makeup on and to at least wipe the poop off my sleeve with a wipe.